Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Politics Defined by Groucho

Groucho Marx may be Panderbear's all time favorite comedian. You may have noticed some of his quotes gracing the right column of Liar! Liar! blog pages. His humor was concise, to the point, and at once painful and truthful. His definition of politics is no exception.

"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies." - Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

For your amusement here are a few more of Groucho's apolitical quotes:

"Well, these are my principles; if you don't like them I have others."

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read."

"I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members."

"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know."

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."

"I intend to live forever, or die trying."

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  1. Thank you for posting them. I write all of the quotes down--keep 'em coming!

  2. I do not quite understand the quote on politics. Could someone please explain what it means?