"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies." - Groucho Marx
For your amusement here are a few more of Groucho's apolitical quotes:
"Well, these are my principles; if you don't like them I have others."
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read."
"I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members."
"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know."
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
"I intend to live forever, or die trying."